There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
and however the fuck that happened,
nobody ever knew.
liking someone who is already in a relationship
Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship
Liking someone who doesn’t like you back
Liking someone who doesn’t exist.
this easily became the best thing on tumblr
we’re just teenagers with self esteem issues and computers can we stop sending eachother anon hate
Oli Sykes - Bring me the horizon
~Shrtless band blog
trying to find a dress when you don’t have boobs is the worst thing ever
trying to find a dress when you have too much boobs is the worst thing ever
trying to find a dress when you don’t have boobs and have broad shoulders and a penis is not so great either
Masturbating with your pinky up because you’re sophisticated.
just think that there are people out there who say swag seriously and not in ironic usage
how DARE u get tattoos and piercings and make decisions about what to do to YOUR own body just who the heck do u think u are